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Wild Patriot
Throughout the hills and prairies of the wild United States, there is a patriotic breed of sasquatch, THE WILD PATRIOT. These wild patriots are free range and one of the most American things you can own. Keep him as a friend, a pet or a guard dog against the evils of our terrorist foes. If you think your extreme enough to handle this creature, this is the item for you.
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Measurements:
Height-6'0"
Weight-152 lbs.
Head Size-21.25"
Vertical: 26"
40 time- 4.92 s
Patriotism-110%
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